Eric Talaska for Novelty President of the United States 2024
Because You Deserve the Best Future
For a sustainable future we must expediently avert certain existential threats by acting on advice from scientists which will satisfy notable warnings of Al Gore, Leonardo DiCaprio, Greta Thunburg, etc. I will foster a sustainable balance between the planet, people and profits to achieve green and ethical capitalism. I will also create The Department of Peace for a better future for all.
I'm a cold war army veteran and single nomad who wishes to go "from a white motorhome to The White House" by announcing my exploration for the 2024 and beyond U.S. presidencies with the Democratic Party. Only about a third of democratic primary voters are content with the other candidate choices. The more you get to know me by exploring this informative and appealing website (no ads or popups), the more you will see me and my platform makes the most sense for the betterment of all. Although a long shot, I'm not a no shot. I have lots of advantages such as an awesome idea platform, high intelligence, great communication skills, diverse experience and education, the ability to travel anywhere at any time, novelty traits, no adverse record and no family distractions. I am available for meeting, interview in person or online and to give speeches anywhere. Contact me.
My PTSD doesn't fit in a traditional workplace, but has many benefits as a volunteer here and serving the top. My PTSD is mainly caused by workplace hazing and cold war life-threatening exposures to serve and protect you. It is managed with a service dog, meditation, counseling, exercise and healthy eating (for mind clarity) which is great for anyone. By far most voters love well behaved dogs. You will see my dog with me everywhere which will be a first for such a high profile position. I hope my action encourages others who are also at the bottom of any hierarchy and those with disabilities to do great things they might have otherwise been discouraged of doing.
Upon attending televised debates, I will stand out the most because I will rephrase moderator questions in a way most voters can understand, then answer in plain, simple ways without wasting time, double-talking or playing other political games. My goal is to make sure the voters understand both the question I'm being asked and how the answer relates to them and their future. This will all result in the voters realizing I'm more like them, best fit to represent them and motivate them to vote for me, someone they understand.
There is evidence we can achieve a greener and ethical economy all the while raising our standard of living: There are at least 10 countries with greener economies, higher standards of living and better healthcare than the United States:
10. New Zealand
I know what needs to be done, what needs to be done isn't being done and I have the skills to get what needs to be done... done.
The sixth mass extinction and climate crisis is caused by human activities.
Humans / leaders are failing to implement solutions to avert the main environmental crisis.
The main thing the world needs is environmental sustainability. This can be achieved with ethical capitalism and ethical leadership.
I have the skills to take assertive action to best avert the eco crisis if given the opportunity which leads to the best interest of all sentient life.